Monthly Archives: April 2013

Careless Whiskers…

It transpires that I’ve made an error of judgement… It’s all rather grubby.. The recognition really only struck me as I reclined in my chair and pushed away the cardboard recepticle in which had lately resided one large cod and … Continue reading

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Thatcher in Falklands Shame! (A nonesense pastiche of this week’s commentaries)

Stunning new revelations have emerged regarding the dispicable cruelty of the late Definitely-Not-Missus-Margaret-Lady-or-Baroness Thatcher – or “Thatcher” for short. Not only has it emerged that she forced Jimmy Saville to abuse millions of children against his will, tied Sepoys to cannons during the … Continue reading

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Disgracing the Family Name…

Bloody, buggery toss bags… Bloody Fearne Cotton…. Bloody, bloody Fearn Cotton with her big flarey nostrils and Oxfam chic… It takes you three months to come up with a name for the imminently arriving child, and what does some vapid … Continue reading

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Cooks, Canines, Di Canio and Cuts…

Master Chef makes my bones itch. It really does. How much narrative ‘jeopardy’ can a television professional mash out of a potato? How much tension is it possible to griddle out of a chop? Well, hard as the producers of … Continue reading

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BBC Stick Camera Up Own Fundiment…

March 17th 2013 The Beeb is being more than usually aggravating today – if it’s not Fiona bloody Bruce simpering her way through The Antiques Roadshow like some faux ingenue ironing board, the BBC News at Ten spends about five … Continue reading

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