The Mother of All Battles…

Sanctions never stopped this mummy's boy...

Sanctions never stopped this mummy’s boy…

It’s 17.00 on the eve of Mothers’ Day. The Garage Forecourt Flower Index is in steep decline, and many of the remaining blooms are battered and bruised – a conspicuous omen for the perceptive gentleman, and for new fathers in particular… Be advised, just because your wife is not your mother, she’s still a mother. Don’t get caught out…

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One Response to The Mother of All Battles…

  1. Hahaha….my other half should have read this 6 years ago. There’s a Mother’s Day that’ll never bee forgotten. He learnt that lesson very quickly…. 😉

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